Witty Jury Sayings

I recently served on a jury. My brother (Aidas) came up with some witty sayings I thought were pretty good. So, if you liked "If the glove doesn't fit, you must aquit", read on:

To be said early during jury deliberations to lighten the mood:

The prosecution did nothing but confuse,
For that they will undoubtably lose.

Speaking to another jury member that is perhaps getting out of hand or disagrees with you:

Your comments strike me as extremely vile,
Please remember a man's life is on trial.

Handing verdict to the bailif or supporting someone who agrees with you:

It's unclear if the defendent acted in rage,
But thankfully we're on the same page.